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Stolen autumn leaves.
Repossessed false teeth.
Roller-skating tourist gives away $100 bill.
Michael Jackson in the elementary school?
A human tongue found on Bar Island?
Wild animals. Car crashes.
UFOs. . . And much more!

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published 1994; third printing, 2002
164-page trade paperback; $13.95
ISBN 0-9637335-1-6


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